The One Piece cow must be milked for all eternity.

If you heard a chud screaming today, this is why.

Some might say things are beginning to spiral out of control...

The athletic department can afford it if they just cut funding for academics

Because nothing is cooler than living in one's own filth

No longer will the Australians have to run 'round like a headless chook

The weebs can bury their head in the sand no longer.

Those poor bastards. Boot camp didn't train them for this.

And you thought those hentai figurines were expensive before...

Is this proof that Trump is based AF, or that he just likes to self-insert into pathetic, insecure men?

Will the loli controversy subside now that they can legally be married?

The good news is fewer underage otaku are finding themselves on Brazzers

At least Pen Pen is playable

Turns out lolis are even more disturbing than we previously thought

An unnatural disaster is heading for shore... again

Start stocking up on Kleenex and socks now

Not everyone is good with money it seems.

It's clear Crunchyroll is hellbent on making this the most painful anime awards yet

If you haven't died for your anime, then have you truly ever lived?

The King of Knights is being a real drama queen

In a sea of losers, here are the potential anime winners for this spring.

It's time for Crunchyroll to take the nuclear option.

Yes, it is time to panic.

Some warlords will promise one thing and then do the opposite. SMH

A heaping pile of trash

For good reason, there isn't an official anime March Madness bracket. But what if there was?

Looks like someone is trying to play Crysis 3 on a calculator

Of the 1 person interviewed, 100% seemed to hate Crunchyroll

Tomorrow's the day Crunchyroll goes bottoms-up (for real this time).

Make no mistake, capitalism is the greatest

His deck meanwhile, will be overpowered as balls

But should women be allowed to own guns without a man's consent?