Weebs Afraid Crunchyroll Hack Will Expose Their Fetishes

Why can't I ever find someone to gag me?

Santa Monica, Canada - After announcing over a megabyte of data had been hacked from Crunchyroll's servers, subscribers to the weeb television site announced substantial fears that their personal fetishes were going to be released to the public. "Like I give a shit if my credit card number gets stolen," said one proud weeb on social media, "Just for the love of god don't let my friends know of my love of futas!!!" Similar concerns echoed across social media as weebs noted fears that friends and coworkers could discover their tendency to watch humiliating anime related to femdom, NTR, and isekai. A Crunchyroll post on social media attempted to calm the masses by stating that "while your passwords and credit card information have undoubtedly been stolen, we have no confirmation that the hackers know about your desire to screw snake girls." Crunchyroll also confirmed that, just like with their recent price hikes, they had no intention of folding on the pressure and hate coming their way. While most nerds were astonishingly afraid of their secret desires being made known, a few individuals with a self-proclaimed Oedipus complex said it wouldn't be the end of the world if their mothers found out.