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Roger Goodell to Pardon CJ Stroud To Kickoff Start of 2026 Season
Houston, we (still) have a problem
2 days ago


Joe Camel to Appear As Special Guest in Chainsmoker Cat
Because nothing is cooler than living in one's own filth
4 days ago


Bilibili's AI Dubs Finally Allow Animes Fans to Watch Animes in Australian
No longer will the Australians have to run 'round like a headless chook
7 days ago


Confirmed: Animes and Manga too Lame to be Affected by Cancellation of Japan's 'Cool Fund'
The weebs can bury their head in the sand no longer.
Aug 24


GTA 6 Leak Shows Off Mandatory Grocery Shopping Mini Game
We can't wait to find out all the bananas are rotten!
Aug 21


USS Lincoln Crew Forced to Watch Haruhi Suzumiya Endless Eight Arc on Repeat
Those poor bastards. Boot camp didn't train them for this.
Aug 18


Opinion: $1 Billion Proves The Odyssey is Just Another Woke Failure
Not an odd thing to see, really
Aug 11


ESRB Re-Rates Splatoon Raiders to "Mature" Due to Gamers' Thirst For Shiver
Please train me like your megalodon, goddess!
Aug 9


5 Things You Missed in the Stellar Blade AI Music Video
When does Evie get her own cryptocurrency?
Aug 7


Anime Freedom Staff to Disappear For Remainder of July to "Learn How to Right Gud"
We'll miss you too!
Jul 14


United States to Begin Charging 20% Toll For Guiding Waifus Through Strait of Japan
And you thought those hentai figurines were expensive before...
Jul 14


Breaking: Takaichi to Rename Japan to Islamic Republic of Japan
This could be the beginnings of a new level of subservience by the Japanese
Jul 12


Rent A Girlfriend Named Anime of the Year 2026 After Call From White House
Is this proof that Trump is based AF, or that he just likes to self-insert into pathetic, insecure men?
Jul 7


Cuddles Furever to Stop Offering Real Pets For Adoption in 2028
On the one hand, no more snuggles. On the other hand, no more litter boxes.
Jul 5


God Confirms Double Typhoon Was Japan's Punishment for Creating Otaku
For the wages of weebism is death...
Jun 30


Taliban to Attempt Anime Takeover after Japan Introduces LGBT Education Curriculum
Will the loli controversy subside now that they can legally be married?
Jun 28


Rockstar Offering $300 Version of GTA VI That Allows One to Dye Their Hair
We hope other studios take note of this wonderful gift to Gamers^TM
Jun 25


Valve to Market Steam Machine as a "Dust Collector" to Build Pre-Orders
The new Steam Machine can hold dust, fuzz, and cat fur without a worry
Jun 23


Trump To Recruit Blue Man Group to Fix Reflecting Pool Debacle
Black Sabbath didn't stand a chance of being hired by Trump, for obvious reasons.
Jun 22


Electricity Prices Remain High For Crypto Bums as Nerds Demand ChatGPT Create ‘Naked Anime Girl’ Images For Them
The good news is fewer underage otaku are finding themselves on Brazzers
Jun 19


Gamer Deaths Rising From Cognitive Dissonance Between God of War and Stellar Blade
Game studios should have the right to do exactly what straight, white Gamers^TM demand they do!
Jun 16
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