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Weebs Join French School Reform Protests, Demand Mini Skirts For Dress Code
The weebs right to be perverted shall be infringed (we hope).
4 days ago
Only 4000 More Episodes Until the Midway Point Confirms One Piece Author
The One Piece cow must be milked for all eternity.
Oct 11
Hogwarts’ Student Body Now 100% Female After All Males Transition
Now to take a Muggle Studies course to learn about dildos...
Oct 7
Japan's Permanent Residence Fees For Neckbeards Increases By 200x
If you heard a chud screaming today, this is why.
Oct 2
Forza Horizon 6 to Ban Players for Speeding
The virtual cops are even tougher than IRL...
Sep 28
Anime Fan’s 3x3 Quickly Devolving Into a Fibonacci Spiral
Some might say things are beginning to spiral out of control...
Sep 24
Weebs Afraid Italian Water Polo Team Will Seduce Local Cafe Maids
Chiseled abs and big packages. Come on, how could weebs be nervous about competing with these hunks? (Source) Shibuya, Japan - Local and foreign weebs alike fell into a tizzy earlier this morning when it was reported that the Italian water polo team decided to show off their perfect figures and massive dongs in the Shibuya Scramble of Tokyo. "Between their golden tans, god-like chins, and huge huge dicks, how are us weebs suppose to win over the hearts of the cafe maids!?!?"
Sep 21
The Hidden Benefits of Microsoft's Limits to Cloud Gaming
Watch more hentai, obviously. But what else?
Sep 17
Cleveland Browns Mathematically Eliminated From Playoffs
"Well there's always next year" - Browns fans 1946-2026
Sep 14
Ningyo Leading Polls to Replace Suica Penguin
Given the competition, it isn't really a surprise
Sep 12
Nintendo Announces Metroid Candies For Series' 40th Anniversary
Already sold out in stores, but you still get them from scalpers for triple the price online!
Sep 10
PlayStation States 'Reasonable Gamers^TM' Use the N-Word in All Online Lobbies
Us Gamers^TM always win in the end
Sep 7
Karasuno High School Fined $30 Million For Salary Cap Circumvention
The athletic department can afford it if they just cut funding for academics
Sep 4
Roger Goodell to Pardon CJ Stroud To Kickoff Start of 2026 Season
Houston, we (still) have a problem
Aug 31
Joe Camel to Appear As Special Guest in Chainsmoker Cat
Because nothing is cooler than living in one's own filth
Aug 29
Bilibili's AI Dubs Finally Allow Anime Fans to Watch Animes in Australian
No longer will the Australians have to run 'round like a headless chook
Aug 26
Confirmed: Animes and Manga too Lame to be Affected by Cancellation of Japan's 'Cool Fund'
The weebs can bury their head in the sand no longer.
Aug 24
GTA 6 Leak Shows Off Mandatory Grocery Shopping Mini Game
We can't wait to find out all the bananas are rotten!
Aug 21
USS Lincoln Crew Forced to Watch Haruhi Suzumiya Endless Eight Arc on Repeat
Those poor bastards. Boot camp didn't train them for this.
Aug 18
Opinion: $1 Billion Proves The Odyssey is Just Another Woke Failure
Not an odd thing to see, really
Aug 11
ESRB Re-Rates Splatoon Raiders to "Mature" Due to Gamers' Thirst For Shiver
Please train me like your megalodon, goddess!
Aug 9
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