We'll miss you too!

And you thought those hentai figurines were expensive before...

This could be the beginnings of a new level of subservience by the Japanese

Is this proof that Trump is based AF, or that he just likes to self-insert into pathetic, insecure men?

On the one hand, no more snuggles. On the other hand, no more litter boxes.

For the wages of weebism is death...

Will the loli controversy subside now that they can legally be married?

We hope other studios take note of this wonderful gift to Gamers^TM

The new Steam Machine can hold dust, fuzz, and cat fur without a worry

Black Sabbath didn't stand a chance of being hired by Trump, for obvious reasons.

The good news is fewer underage otaku are finding themselves on Brazzers

Game studios should have the right to do exactly what straight, white Gamers^TM demand they do!

More now so than ever before, teams are determined to make their fans feel like butt.

At least Pen Pen is playable

Pictured: A young boy sleeps during the unimpressive reveal of the new remake of Ocarina of Time

Turns out lolis are even more disturbing than we previously thought

Gamers^TM are rejoicing in the knowledge Evie's Butt ain't ripe just yet.

Jack Quaid's sexiest role yet!

The kids are alright after all

Seems unlikely, but perhaps not working 24/7 is a prerequisite to dating

Respecting women is communist.