Japan's Permanent Residence Fees For Neckbeards Increases By 200x
BERLIN, JAPAN - In a heartbreaking twist for scrubs across the globe, Japan has announced that it would be increasing application for fees to apply for permanent residence for dweebs, neckbeards, and weebs by a factor of 200 beginning next April. "I don't understand why they wouldn't want someone like me to reside in their country," stated X user GiveMeJapanties after finishing his 739th consecutive day of unemployment and fifth wank of the day to Japanese-stylized drawings of children. "Was it not enough for Japan that I decided to skip socializing or stepping outside my parent's house in order to play JRPGs for the past three years? Maybe if I complain some more about black or gay characters in western cartoons they'll reconsider and give me a discount!" Japan's announcement of a 20x general increase to permanent residency costs has come as hostility towards foreigners has grown due to claims that new arrivals are failing to follow the norms of Japan, such as bowing for respect, loudly slurping down ramen, and the taking of unsolicited up-skirt photos of underage women. The general price increase was expected, but what came as a shock to many was that neckbeards were hit with an additional 10x increase beyond the base price increase due to, according to Japanese officials, neckbeards being "absurdly gross and too unintelligent for our culture." While the exact numbers have yet to be confirmed, the new 200x fees bring the total application fees to $67, and are expected price out a 'bigly' 100% of neckbeards from being able to seek out permanent residence in the Holy Land.
