Weebs Afraid Italian Water Polo Team Will Seduce Local Cafe Maids

Chiseled abs and big packages. Come on, how could weebs be nervous about competing with these hunks? (Source)

Shibuya, Japan - Local and foreign weebs alike fell into a tizzy earlier this morning when it was reported that the Italian water polo team decided to show off their perfect figures and massive dongs in the Shibuya Scramble of Tokyo. "Between their golden tans, god-like chins, and huge huge dicks, how are us weebs suppose to win over the hearts of the cafe maids!?!?" asked X user WaifuTittiesPlease before confirming that the thought of watching Italians "have their way with his women" gave him an unexpected boner. "By comparison, all I can offer women is my lore knowledge for the Legend of Zelda and Dark Souls." The water polo team arrived in Tokyo over the weekend to play a match against the local Japanese squad and then to "remind Japanese women (and gay men) just what they're missing overseas," according to the team's official Instagram accounts and was decided to be a slightly less provocative move compared to the original plans of either pretending to hump the Nara deer or do a nudist photo shoot on various Kyoto shrines. The publicity stunt comes just a week after the French women's volleyball team walked topless through Akihabara for their own PR move that resulted in an estimated 14,000 nosebleeds from the local male population.