We can't wait to find out all the bananas are rotten!

Please train me like your megalodon, goddess!

When does Evie get her own cryptocurrency?

We hope other studios take note of this wonderful gift to Gamers^TM

The new Steam Machine can hold dust, fuzz, and cat fur without a worry

Game studios should have the right to do exactly what straight, white Gamers^TM demand they do!

At least Pen Pen is playable

Pictured: A young boy sleeps during the unimpressive reveal of the new remake of Ocarina of Time

Gamers^TM are rejoicing in the knowledge Evie's Butt ain't ripe just yet.

Jack Quaid's sexiest role yet!

Respecting women is communist.

James Died so that our eyes could feast Oahu, Idaho - Fans across the globe cheered at the announcement of getting a chance to play Star Fox 64 yet again, but the furry community has found itself extra-thrilled by the opportunity to create more furry porn. "I can't wait to show the new Peppy banging Falco in a space orgy," said X (formerly Twitter) user GiveMeAnimalPorn. "Did you know that rabbits have corkscrew dicks? Or was that ducks?" GiveMeAnimalPorn appears to be late t

There will be no rest until Gamers can jerk off

More booba, plz

Yet more evidence of the value of excessive video gaming

Prior requests to his parents to have an elevator installed were denied.

Helps explain Shadow's cold personality, honestly.

The shapes in that little trophy are actually rare minerals needed to create gaming controllers (Source). Toronto, Iceland – Sony CEO Hiroki Totoki showed extreme indifference to a threat by true gamer Schlubs Macadoo to hack Sony Playstation systems after not receiving a Platinum Trophy from the company. “They say I’m a great gamer. The greatest gamer there ever was. They tell me ‘nobody can game like you can.’ I don’t think they’re wrong. So why can’t Sony award me this pla

Cook Kirby needs to cut back on the salt

Hey, it's leagues cheaper than the Steam Machine