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The Hidden Benefits of Microsoft's Limits to Cloud Gaming

Hermoine “PurebloodzOnly” Estranger
Sep 17
1 min read
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Honestly, pretty much anything but studying or going to work. (Source)

Much ado has been made about Microsoft's recent announcement that Gamers^TM will soon be limited to 15 hours maximum for cloud gaming each month. The dismay is understandable, but rumor has it that there is more to life than video games. Here are some alternatives to gaming that you can use your new found free time on:


  • Get into the holiday spirit early and complain online about how Christmas is under attack by woke game publishers


  • Spend five minutes doing a Duolingo lesson each day to remind yourself that you aren't actually all that interested in learning a new language


  • Step outside your apartment to to see if you still are deathly afraid of the great outdoors


  • Watch a few hours of video game trailers for games you will soon be able to play for 15 hours a month


  • Try perfecting that instant ramen recipe you've been using every evening for the past few years


  • You can play Halo on your computer now. You know that, right?


  • Tune into some college football to watch kids your age make more money throwing a rock than you'll make in a decade of researching cancer cures


  • Now is as good as any time to remember something embarrassing you did fifteen years ago


  • Try to be more like your favorite role model and drive drunk or suffer from a drug overdose


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