If you heard a chud screaming today, this is why.

The virtual cops are even tougher than IRL...

Chiseled abs and big packages. Come on, how could weebs be nervous about competing with these hunks? (Source) Shibuya, Japan - Local and foreign weebs alike fell into a tizzy earlier this morning when it was reported that the Italian water polo team decided to show off their perfect figures and massive dongs in the Shibuya Scramble of Tokyo. "Between their golden tans, god-like chins, and huge huge dicks, how are us weebs suppose to win over the hearts of the cafe maids!?!?"

Given the competition, it isn't really a surprise

The weebs can bury their head in the sand no longer.

And you thought those hentai figurines were expensive before...

This could be the beginnings of a new level of subservience by the Japanese

For the wages of weebism is death...

Will the loli controversy subside now that they can legally be married?

Seems unlikely, but perhaps not working 24/7 is a prerequisite to dating

Hell hath frozen over as gayness reigns supreme

Left: Your favorite and friendly neighborhood death machine. Right: Your not so favorite or friendly duckmobile. We asked 1000 Japanese natives what the best ways are to traverse Japan (excluding the Shinkansen). Here are the top responses we received: 1) By Hot Air Balloon. The air balloon has grown in popularity alongside the annual international balloon festival that takes place in Saga. Only 30% of balloons get lost after being blown out to sea! (For reference, in 2021 55

Japan's weeb army ain't goin' to Iran... yet

Disney Princesses > Cafe Maids

If foreigners can't vote, then what can they do about it?

Make no mistake, capitalism is the greatest

First they take overJapanese ice festivals. Then the world!

You'd never guess it from listening in on neckbeard chatter

It's still unclear if they are made of metal, however