God Confirms Double Typhoon Was Japan's Punishment for Creating Otaku

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Saitama, Japan - Declaring his frustration and disgust with the unhealthy obsession some feel towards nerd culture and animes, God confirmed yesterday that the double typhoon that recently struck Japan was necessary to try and correct the lifestyle of the Japanese people. "This was a double hurricane of love, not hate," confirmed God responding to those asking in prayer why He leveled buildings and injured multiple individuals across the island nation. "Some of you fools need to end your cartoon addiction and start taking walks outside or copulating with the opposite sex in a biblically approved manner." While the double hurricane initially resulted in double rainbows all the way across the sky, citizens enjoying the real life meme experience quickly had to take shelter as God's wrath sent monstrous waves and winds into Tokyo resulting in heavy damage to otaku havens including manga stores, Pokemon card shops, and all manners of maid cafes. "You'd think God would have more respect for The Land of the Rising Sun considering, you know, His own Son had the most famous rising in history," remarked one Japanese citizen who demanded to remain anonymous to avoid God smiting him.