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Joe Camel to Appear As Special Guest in Chainsmoker Cat
Because nothing is cooler than living in one's own filth
5 days ago


USS Lincoln Crew Forced to Watch Haruhi Suzumiya Endless Eight Arc on Repeat
Those poor bastards. Boot camp didn't train them for this.
Aug 18


ESRB Re-Rates Splatoon Raiders to "Mature" Due to Gamers' Thirst For Shiver
Please train me like your megalodon, goddess!
Aug 9


United States to Begin Charging 20% Toll For Guiding Waifus Through Strait of Japan
And you thought those hentai figurines were expensive before...
Jul 14


God Confirms Double Typhoon Was Japan's Punishment for Creating Otaku
For the wages of weebism is death...
Jun 30


Hurricanes Forfeit Eastern Conference Finals Stating "Bermuda Beats Hockey"
Apparently hockey can't beat clear skies or tax havens Montreal, North Carolina - Cole Caufield said he was looking forward to a tough series against the Carolina Hurricanes, but it appears things will be easier for Cole than expected as the Hurricanes withdrew from the NHL playoffs to extend their vacation in Bermuda. "Hockey can be fun, but after spending the last week here in Bermuda I don't want to come back to the states," said Sebastion Aho to reporters with arms draped
May 19


Chinese Animation Firm Bankrupt After Blowing Budget on Figurines
Not everyone is good with money it seems.
May 5


Gamers Fall Into Depression Over Alleged Pragmata Censorship
There will be no rest until Gamers can jerk off
Apr 20


Saber Missing Since No Kings Protest
The King of Knights is being a real drama queen
Mar 31


Mar 20


Despicable Me Minions Front and Center at Japanese Ice Festival
First they take overJapanese ice festivals. Then the world!
Jan 27
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