Houston, we (still) have a problem

We'll miss you too!

On the one hand, no more snuggles. On the other hand, no more litter boxes.

Black Sabbath didn't stand a chance of being hired by Trump, for obvious reasons.

More now so than ever before, teams are determined to make their fans feel like butt.

The kids are alright after all

Apparently hockey can't beat clear skies or tax havens Montreal, North Carolina - Cole Caufield said he was looking forward to a tough series against the Carolina Hurricanes, but it appears things will be easier for Cole than expected as the Hurricanes withdrew from the NHL playoffs to extend their vacation in Bermuda. "Hockey can be fun, but after spending the last week here in Bermuda I don't want to come back to the states," said Sebastion Aho to reporters with arms draped

The button of choice doesn't matter if you're colorblind

It took a year and two rounds longer than expected, but he's finally got a team! After over a year of hype, and after falling a couple of rounds further than expected, standout quarterback and future used car salesman Shedeur Sanders finally heard his name called as he was drafted in the third round by the Cleveland Browns. "To have my interviews go so poorly that I had to wait an extra year to be drafted is truly a remarkable feat, I think," said Sanders to reporters. "This

Vanilla ice cream topped with blood and organs could be Culvers' next big hit, say investors Late to the party (unlike us), Culver's founder and former CEO Craig Culver elected to up the anti for burger-eating videos by eating a Culver's employee dressed up in the restaurant chain's famed Scoopy costume. "Eating beef is child's play in the fast food business," said Craig to the camera in a now viral TikTok post. "Eating human flesh shows just how committed we are to being the

Photographed: Jimmy shortly before being struck by an RPG Sapporo, Ukraine – American man Jimmy “Cuckdalibs” Smithins was confirmed to now be a military asset of the Ukranian army earlier today after confusion in a social media post resulted in him being mistaken for military aircraft. Jimmy, 32, arrived in Ukraine this morning as part of NATO’s most recent weapon sales after a misinterpreted X (Formerly Twitter) post suggested that Jimmy was actually military craft. “If you’

Forever outraged

A heaping pile of trash

Who doesn't love watching two grown men hucking pencils at a board? After a tumultuous two weeks, professional darts players from around the globe took a toast celebrating what they expect to be a turn around in their fortunes. "Yeah, I think it's obvious to everyone here that darts was about to be the next big thing until the Olympics showed up," said accountant and part-time professional darts player Leeroy Kamakura. "Now that those lame games are done the world will surely

Not everyone is into humiliation kinks, it seems

It's refreshing to see honest journalism again.

Despite subpar pocket presence, Sir Purr successfully made the Pro Bowl

Goddamn who new necromancers could look so hot? She's brought my lust for women back from the grave, too. (Source) Ogi City, Utah – In perhaps her greatest stunt yet, necromancer Shiki Carpenter brought back to life a My Anime List (MAL) thread that hadn’t been touched in fourteen years. The thread titled “Don’t You Think Attack on Titan Looks Stupid?” had laid dormant for longer than most animes fans had been alive, but that didn’t stop Shiki from raising it from the depths.

The best days are already behind us...

Anime Freedom Headquarters – We here at Anime Freedom are completely confused by what we are witnessing. Across the internet people are sharing my PIN number for no discernable reason. “8647 will make this country great for once,” stated X user PotatoGlazer, while Bluesky user KittenSnuggler noted, “Just like with Hitler, 8647 is needed.” I’m not sure what my PIN has to do with Adolf or making a country great, but if we could please stop sharing my number it would be much app