Necromancer Revives Dead Thread

Goddamn who new necromancers could look so hot? She's brought my lust for women back from the grave, too.

Ogi City, Utah – In perhaps her greatest stunt yet, necromancer Shiki Carpenter brought back to life a My Anime List (MAL) thread that hadn’t been touched in fourteen years. The thread titled “Don’t You Think Attack on Titan Looks Stupid?” had laid dormant for longer than most anime fans had been alive, but that didn’t stop Shiki from raising it from the depths. Shiki added insightful commentary to the long-forgotten discussion, stating that “Those titans look so stupid. I bet this show will be forgotten within a month of its release.” The comment brought out sharp divides in the community, with many joining Carpenter in criticising the derpy appearances of the titans. Others, meanwhile, made bold claims against Shiki that the show had already finished airing and was one of the most popular and well received shows in anime history. This incredible thread revival comes just after Shiki revived a five-year-old r/disease thread on Reddit asking if Covid-19 was a serious threat, to which Shiki noted that “This will probably be a big nothingburger.”