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Hogwarts’ Student Body Now 100% Female After All Males Transition
Now to take a Muggle Studies course to learn about dildos...
Oct 7
Opinion: $1 Billion Proves The Odyssey is Just Another Woke Failure
Not an odd thing to see, really
Aug 11
World Cup Teams Remain Determined to let Their Fans Down Yet Again
More now so than ever before, teams are determined to make their fans feel like butt.
Jun 14
James Bond Asking For Consent Proves 007 First Light Video Game Is Woke AF
Respecting women is communist.
May 27
Confirmed: The Boys Season 5 is the Last Due to Writers Running Out of Weird, Horny Ideas
We have (unfortunately) escaped the long dick of the law
May 21
Grummz Fails to Secure Shark Tank Deal
Breast milk just doesn't sell like it used to
May 1
Parents Question Doom Guy's Appearance in Mario Galaxy Movie
Parents look on with horror as they see Doom Guy Rip a Koopa in half in Mario's new movie (Credit: Nintendo and Illumination) Some parents looking for a way to shut their kids up for 90 minutes are questioning the decision after Bethesda IP and hell slayer Doom Guy showed up to assist the red plumber in his quest. "Well I guess that explains the PG-13 rating," said one mother when asked about she felt about watching Doom Guy rip the eyes out of a Goomba before chainsawing the
Apr 4
Self-Declared Normal People Excited to Rage at Black Snape in Harry Potter Reboot
Just way until Ron it rewritten to be gay!
Mar 26
Star Wars Episode 10 Rumored to Be a Musical
They can dance if they want to
Feb 19
Should Sesame Street Be Banned?
I mean, Oscar is promoting homelessness, isn't he?
Feb 7
Grand Moff Tarkin Suspended After Destruction of Alderaan
Maybe if those on Alderaan just followed his orders, ya know?
Jan 30
They Said, “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” They Lied.
Climate change needs to hurry the F up
Jan 18
Canadian Amazing Race Team Deported in United States
More time to chow down on poutine though, eh?
Jan 18
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