More now so than ever before, teams are determined to make their fans feel like butt.

Respecting women is communist.

We have (unfortunately) escaped the long dick of the law

Breast milk just doesn't sell like it used to

Parents look on with horror as they see Doom Guy Rip a Koopa in half in Mario's new movie (Credit: Nintendo and Illumination) Some parents looking for a way to shut their kids up for 90 minutes are questioning the decision after Bethesda IP and hell slayer Doom Guy showed up to assist the red plumber in his quest. "Well I guess that explains the PG-13 rating," said one mother when asked about she felt about watching Doom Guy rip the eyes out of a Goomba before chainsawing the

This man received much hate on X after he was mistaken by I'm-not-racists-you're-the-real-racists for Pappa Essiedu Brussels, England - Portions of the internet recently awoke to great news as Snape was confirmed to be played by Pappa Essiedu, a black individual, in the reboot of Harry Potter. "Oh thank heavens there's a black actor involved," said one user on X (formerly Twitter). "It's been too long since I've had the opportunity to scream at woke DEI ESG NPC SJW castings.

ABC is regretting not getting the rights to "Dancing With the Star Wars" Naboo, Chommell Sector – Leaked images from the set of the next Star Wars production suggest that the movie may end up containing more dancing and singing than droids or sith lords. Reddit user u/StiffNoodle posted several screenshots and a video claiming to be from Disney’s set of Star Wars Episode 10 showing what appears to be two characters engaged in some sort of fight. “The two people looked like th

Big Bird looks innocent enough at first glance, but the bird clearly represents a tarred and feathered billionaire when you think about it. Chicago, Kyuushu – Calls to ban Sesame Street and arrest their creators have been exploding on social media over the past several days following reports that Sesame Street was teaching children how to perform math. Following Florida Govenor Ron DeSantis’ claims that math was woke, individuals online have been looking for other sources tha

Despite not being a Jedi or having any military experience or operating heavy machinery, Tarkin originally received high praise when he was given command of the Death Star Space, Far Far Away – With pressure and criticism mounting following the Death Star’s annihilation of Alderaan, Galactic Empire general Grand Moff Tarkin was suspended by the Empire without pay. “Alderaan was hampering our ability to deal with illegal activities, so naturally it was our right to destroy the

Climate change needs to hurry the F up

More time to chow down on poutine though, eh?