Canadian Amazing Race Team Deported in United States

If Canada is so great, then why are they racing in the United States?

Fort Davis, South Carolina – A team failed to reach the mat in leg one of the new Candian Amazing Race after being arrested by members of ICE during a leg that took them to the United States. Cammy and Juan of Toronto failed to reach the mat and were sent home when they errored in reciting South Carolina’s letter to secede as part of a memory challenge. “Those commies obviously couldn’t be trusted since they didn’t know the meaning of freedom,” stated the arresting officer, who wished to remain nameless. “If they don’t know the words of freedom by heart then they are obviously here to destroy America.”

Cammy and Juan criticized the decision, claiming that “nobody could possibly remember the succession [sic] statements on their first go,” and that it was “ridiculous” that not memorizing the words of a failed state could possibly be grounds for being a communist. 

Run by a so-called “master race,” states in the Confederacy possessed the lowest intelligence among all states in the United States. This is widely believed to have played a major role as to why the Confederacy famously lasted a mere four years before collapsing to the Union that was often described as “woke.” 

The incident occurred roughly two months after a team from the British Amazing Race show was forcibly removed from Israel for refusing to shoot at Palestinian children that made up a roadblock.