Houston, we (still) have a problem

We can't wait to find out all the bananas are rotten!

Those poor bastards. Boot camp didn't train them for this.

Please train me like your megalodon, goddess!

We hope other studios take note of this wonderful gift to Gamers^TM

The new Steam Machine can hold dust, fuzz, and cat fur without a worry

Game studios should have the right to do exactly what straight, white Gamers^TM demand they do!

Pictured: A young boy sleeps during the unimpressive reveal of the new remake of Ocarina of Time

Gamers^TM are rejoicing in the knowledge Evie's Butt ain't ripe just yet.

Jack Quaid's sexiest role yet!

There will be no rest until Gamers can jerk off

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Yet more evidence of the value of excessive video gaming

Prior requests to his parents to have an elevator installed were denied.

More time to chow down on poutine though, eh?

Hey, it's leagues cheaper than the Steam Machine