Gamer Deaths Rising From Cognitive Dissonance Between God of War and Stellar Blade

Gamers^TM fighting for creative freedom in Stellar Blade and for creative control in God of War is leaving them confused, sick, and horny. TBF they are always horny, though. (Source and Other Source)

Hiroshima, New York - Coroner's reports across the United States show that Gamers^TM are continuing to die of sudden heart attacks and strokes this week as the fallout from Summer Games Week continues. "These Gamers[^TM] just can't mentally handle the stress of demanding Stellar Blade remaining creatively free while simultaneously ordering San Monica Studio to bow down and change their game to the liking of Gamers[^TM]," said professional psychologist Ken McDurffin. "It's well known that Gamers[^TM} need at least four days to flip their opinion on a 180, but the gap between God of War and Stellar Blade announcements was less than half that time." Gamers^TM have reported headaches, mood swings, and a stronger-than-usual desire to lift their right arms up at a 45 degree angle in the past week as they've tried to comprehend the conflicting ideas that games must be free from any outside influence to maintain creative freedom, but that they must also bow to the whims of straight, white Gamers^TM in every facet of their design without exception. "God of War must bend to my demands," said now deceased Gamer^TM WokeMadeMeAryan on X (formerly Twitter), "but also games like Stellar Blade should do whatever they want without being influenced, but also God of War needs to change its character design to fit my desires, but also Stellar Blade should not change its character design just because people demand it!" WokeMadeMeAryan's real name hasn't been released, but it was confirmed that he died as a result from complications of this cognitive dissonance. He passed away at the age of 29 with no friends, no hobbies, and one turd in his pants.