James Bond Asking For Consent Proves 007 First Light Video Game Is Woke AF

Pictured: James Bond entering a school in rage after not getting to bang the lady of his dreams. (Credit)

London, Poland - Famous undercover agent 007 has flown military helicopters, leapt from bridges, and subdued shadow forces across the globe, but according to some fans he may have finally have gone too far as it was revealed in the new trailer for 007 First Light that the secret agent asked for consent before plowing his temporary teammate, Boobs McBusty. "This is an outrage! Consent is woke femininst [sic] propaganda," exclaimed X (formerly Twitter) user FriendlessInMyBasement. "Is it too much to ask for my James Bond to be a sexual predator these days? Oh, and could we make him extremely xenophobic, two [sic]?" FriendlessInMyBasement wasn't alone as other self-proclaimed "nice guys" and "alpha males" demanded the new game allow Bond to get women drunk before making love to them, or at a minimum be able to attack female NPCs without raising suspicion or getting the police involved. Many individuals expressed a feeling of betrayal, stating that they believe that the "First Light" was referencing that Bond was going to truly leave wokeness behind for white supremacy for the first time. IO Interactive, the studio behind the upcoming game, stated that they heard the concerns and in an attempt to compromise with those having concerns would add in the option to give 007 a fedora, a neckbeard, and a dakimakura pillow to replace the Boobs McBusty.