We hope other studios take note of this wonderful gift to Gamers^TM

The new Steam Machine can hold dust, fuzz, and cat fur without a worry

Game studios should have the right to do exactly what straight, white Gamers^TM demand they do!

At least Pen Pen is playable

Pictured: A young boy sleeps during the unimpressive reveal of the new remake of Ocarina of Time

Gamers^TM are rejoicing in the knowledge Evie's Butt ain't ripe just yet.

Jack Quaid's sexiest role yet!

Respecting women is communist.

James Died so that our eyes could feast Oahu, Idaho - Fans across the globe cheered at the announcement of getting a chance to play Star Fox 64 yet again, but the furry community has found itself extra-thrilled by the opportunity to create more furry porn. "I can't wait to show the new Peppy banging Falco in a space orgy," said X (formerly Twitter) user GiveMeAnimalPorn. "Did you know that rabbits have corkscrew dicks? Or was that ducks?" GiveMeAnimalPorn appears to be late t

There will be no rest until Gamers can jerk off

May MILFs rule over us all! Orlando, Japan - Among heavy backlash from the gaming community, Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang attempted to sway gamers weary of the new DLSS5 technology by promising them that their ultimate dream could turn into a reality. "My fellow gamers, don't you see that you could have the big tittied goth anime girlfriend of your dreams thanks to this tech? We'll bring your waifu to laifu," shouted Huang at a recent press conference. "A not only that, but with D

My gaming computer is hotter than my waifu! As the bombing of Iran has sent gas prices soaring higher than the customers at the local weed dispensary, gamers have found a way to help reduce the impact of heating their homes with gas. "Unlike those woke normies , we can heat our homes using our gaming computers," claimed X user PleaseCuckMe, among many other self-proclaimed gamers. "When I turn up the graphic settings to maximum and start playing some games I don't even need t

No, he did not ascend from a sex dungeon. Just a regular, vanilla dungeon. Baton Rouge, Okinawa – After an intense day of playing Zenless Zone Zero, gamer Corrin Smithington struggled to catch his breath after trudging up his parent’s basement stairs. Smithington could be seen sweating profusely and breathing heavily upon finally reaching the tippy top of the stairway. “Gaming is important to me. Even more important than maintaining my health (not that I have any health probl

Staring longingly into Shadow's eyes may make the world cold, but it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside! Green Hill Zone, Wisconsin – Winter has been confirmed to last through mid March this year after forecast extraordinaire Jimmy the Groundhog saw Shadow earlier this week. Jimmy was reported to emerge from his lair early in the morning looking clovers to eat and rings to collect, but after running through a loop and bouncing off a spring he ended up stumbling headfirst int

The shapes in that little trophy are actually rare minerals needed to create gaming controllers. Toronto, Iceland – Sony CEO Hiroki Totoki showed extreme indifference to a threat by true gamer Schlubs Macadoo to hack Sony Playstation systems after not receiving a Platinum Trophy from the company. “They say I’m a great gamer. The greatest gamer there ever was. They tell me ‘nobody can game like you can.’ I don’t think they’re wrong. So why can’t Sony award me this platinum tro

Cook Kirby needs to cut back on the salt

Hey, it's leagues cheaper than the Steam Machine