Rockstar Offering $300 Version of GTA VI That Allows One to Dye Their Hair

Rumor has it a $500 edition will be available that let's you clean the dishes (Source and other source)

New York City, France - Explaining a desire to offer Gamers^TM of all types and economic backgrounds, Rockstar announced a new pre-order option for their upcoming Grand Theft Auto VI game that includes the ability to change the color of their character's hair. "The poors can blow their paychecks on our game and bang some hookers on the TV screen, but those Gamers^TM with more money to blow will have the unique, intended GTA experience of having a haircut and hair dyeing minigame," said Rockstar on their X (formerly Twitter) account. "When we heard that Gamers^TM were willing to throw $100 for the ability to drive a couple of extra virtual cars and shoot a few extra guns we knew had to see just how far we could push the envelope." At this time it is unclear if Rockstar will only be allowing for the painting of hair on one's head, or if armpit hair and ballsack hair will be included as well for dyeing opportunities.