There's no such thing as a stupid question, except what you thinking to ask us. But, fine, we'll give you an answer anyways. Just this once.
Q: How come you are always the ones breaking the news? How is no one else faster than you with bringing us the facts?
A: Our entire staff was hit by a bus that transported us to another world that is identical to your own, but is one hour in the future. This gives us a competitive advantage on our competitors.
Q: Do you use AI to assist you in your writing?
A: We have a massive budget for AI, but we have thus far spent it all asking ChatGPT to make us pornographic images of our waifus. So, unfortunately no, our staff has had to go without AI for all the news stories we've written.
Q: Do you pay your staff a living wage?
A: They weren't dead the last we checked. Though now that you mention it, I think I did overhear Melissa complaining about not receiving her last two paychecks before I revved my Ferrari and bolted off to see my third Taylor Swift concert in the past week.
Q: I love your willingness to tell the tough stories others news sites won't discuss. Where can I donate to your Patron as a way of saying 'thank you'?
A: We are 100% funded by George Soros and the sales of our aborted fetuses, so while your financial offering is appreciated it is not necessary.
Q: I would like to be an anime journalist when I grow up. What should I do to make that happen?
A: Cut out your friends, abandon your family, and dump every hobby and passion you have that doesn't involve staring at a television screen.
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Who We Are
Here at Anime Freedom our mantra is a simple one: Don't pretend to be any good at what you do, just pretend to enjoy doing it. Like the grifters we love and wish to be, we promise to put in the bare minimum effort into our work as we pass along disingenuous headlines and stories about the woke left cuck beta NPC communist DEI socialist SJW tourist ESG marxists, and their disgusting dream to destroy the greatest thing about the West: Japanese cartoons.
Anime Freedom was created because we want to want to continue this culture war. We need to keep it going so that we can keep grifting and grifting until we die from an overdose of griftdom (or, more likely, diabetes). We hope that the stories we tell will encourage the real anime fans to rise up and respectfully harass, stalk, intimidate, dox, and threaten anyone and everyone who wants to destroy the West by destroying Japan.
If you too are sick of the behavior of wokeness, then please like and subscribe, and consider donating to us so that we can make a video game that will destroy wokeness forever.
