6 More Weeks of Winter After Jimmy the Groundhog Sees Shadow The Hedgehog

Green Hill Zone, Wisconsin – Winter has been confirmed to last through mid March this year after forecast extraordinaire Jimmy the Groundhog saw Shadow earlier this week. Jimmy was reported to emerge from his lair early in the morning looking clovers to eat and rings to collect, but after running through a loop and bouncing  off a spring he ended up stumbling headfirst into a Chaos Emerald. It was reported that it was at this point that Jimmy saw Shadow, dooming the Northern Hemisphere to a life of frost and ice for over one more month. “I was really hoping he’d bump into Amy,” said one local who witnessed the two hogs cross paths. “I’ve been shipping those two together for years. It’s clear Yuji Naka and Naoto and Oshima [Sonic’s original designers] intended for them to end up together.”