God of War Laufey Confirmed Woke as Jack Quaid's Cube Gives Gamers^TM a Stiffy
Evenwhen, Japan - Real Gamers^TM have found themselves angry and afraid yet again after struggling to understand another unexpected boner, this time caused by the lovely Jack Quaid and his gelatenous cube character that was shown off in the new trailer for the upcoming game God of War Laufney. "I'm only supposed to get a hard on for anime waifus and children!" screamed one gamer as he was handcuffed attempting to break into Santa Monica Studios, the developer behind the new mythological action title. "I can't get a hard on from a cube! What will Andrew Tate think of me?" Not highly, apparently, as Tate has come out saying on X (Formerly Twitter) that "real men only get erections from spheres or trapezoids. Anyone masturbating to a cube isn't a real man." Some people have resisted the claims of wokeness surrounding the new game claiming that we shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, but these individuals appear to be largely drowned out by real Gamers^TM promising to be ethical games journalists by review bombing the game without playing it and possibly even sending death threats to any women who were involved with making the game.
