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Forza Horizon 6 to Ban Players for Speeding
The virtual cops are even tougher than IRL...
Sep 28
PlayStation States 'Reasonable Gamers^TM' Use the N-Word in All Online Lobbies
Us Gamers^TM always win in the end
Sep 7
Cuddles Furever to Stop Offering Real Pets For Adoption in 2028
On the one hand, no more snuggles. On the other hand, no more litter boxes.
Jul 5
Evie's Butt Based on Unripened Peach in Stellar Blade Blood Rain
Gamers^TM are rejoicing in the knowledge Evie's Butt ain't ripe just yet.
Jun 6
God of War Laufey Confirmed Woke as Jack Quaid's Cube Gives Gamers^TM a Stiffy
Jack Quaid's sexiest role yet!
Jun 3
True Gamer Threatens to Hack Sony After Not Receiving Platinum Trophy
The shapes in that little trophy are actually rare minerals needed to create gaming controllers (Source). Toronto, Iceland – Sony CEO Hiroki Totoki showed extreme indifference to a threat by true gamer Schlubs Macadoo to hack Sony Playstation systems after not receiving a Platinum Trophy from the company. “They say I’m a great gamer. The greatest gamer there ever was. They tell me ‘nobody can game like you can.’ I don’t think they’re wrong. So why can’t Sony award me this pla
Jan 21
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