PlayStation States 'Reasonable Gamers^TM' Use the N-Word in All Online Lobbies
San Antonio, Japan - Attempting to get back on the good side of Gamers^TM after claiming digital games could not be owned, PlayStation confirmed yesterday evening that true Gamers^TM make sure to use the N-word when playing games online with strangers. "We want to make games for those looking to have fun, relax, or turn every lobby toxic through a never ending deluge of racial slurs," confirmed Sony on X (Formerly Twitter) immediately following a post celebrating Paw Patrol Grand Prix for its family-values entertainment potential. The post came after several days of PlayStation being verbally lit on fire after claiming that 'reasonable consumers' understood both that they did not own digital games that they purchased and that the women in dating simulator games did not actually exist or love them. The move appears to have won Gamers^TM over, as jubilation erupted over much of social media after PlayStation confirmed their openness to allowing epithets in game chats. One post on X has recently reached the top 10 most liked post in the firm's history, with the real Gamer^TM stating, "I don't care if Sony takes my video games, shoves AI into everything, or even sleeps with my wife. As long as they allow me to say the N-word they will forever have my money and loyalty!"
