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Breaking: Shibuya Under Siege From Woke Rainbow
Hell hath frozen over as gayness reigns supreme
May 25


The Most Controversial Crunchyroll Anime Awards Judges
It's clear Crunchyroll is hellbent on making this the most painful anime awards yet
Apr 14


Self-Identified Attack Helicopter Accidentally Sold to Ukraine
Photographed: Jimmy shortly before being struck by an RPG Sapporo, Ukraine – American man Jimmy “Cuckdalibs” Smithins was confirmed to now be a military asset of the Ukranian army earlier today after confusion in a social media post resulted in him being mistaken for military aircraft. Jimmy, 32, arrived in Ukraine this morning as part of NATO’s most recent weapon sales after a misinterpreted X (Formerly Twitter) post suggested that Jimmy was actually military craft. “If you’
Apr 11


Self-Declared Normal People Excited to Rage at Black Snape in Harry Potter Reboot
This man received much hate on X after he was mistaken by I'm-not-racists-you're-the-real-racists for Pappa Essiedu Brussels, England - Portions of the internet recently awoke to great news as Snape was confirmed to be played by Pappa Essiedu, a black individual, in the reboot of Harry Potter. "Oh thank heavens there's a black actor involved," said one user on X (formerly Twitter). "It's been too long since I've had the opportunity to scream at woke DEI ESG NPC SJW castings.
Mar 26


Canadian Amazing Race Team Deported in United States
More time to chow down on poutine though, eh?
Jan 18
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