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Hogwarts’ Student Body Now 100% Female After All Males Transition
Now to take a Muggle Studies course to learn about dildos...
Oct 7
PlayStation States 'Reasonable Gamers^TM' Use the N-Word in All Online Lobbies
Us Gamers^TM always win in the end
Sep 7
Opinion: $1 Billion Proves The Odyssey is Just Another Woke Failure
Not an odd thing to see, really
Aug 11
Breaking: Shibuya Under Siege From Woke Rainbow
Hell hath frozen over as gayness reigns supreme
May 25
The Most Controversial Crunchyroll Anime Awards Judges
It's clear Crunchyroll is hellbent on making this the most painful anime awards yet
Apr 14
Self-Identified Attack Helicopter Accidentally Sold to Ukraine
Photographed: Jimmy shortly before being struck by an RPG Sapporo, Ukraine – American man Jimmy “Cuckdalibs” Smithins was confirmed to now be a military asset of the Ukranian army earlier today after confusion in a social media post resulted in him being mistaken for military aircraft. Jimmy, 32, arrived in Ukraine this morning as part of NATO’s most recent weapon sales after a misinterpreted X (Formerly Twitter) post suggested that Jimmy was actually military craft. “If you’
Apr 11
Self-Declared Normal People Excited to Rage at Black Snape in Harry Potter Reboot
Just way until Ron it rewritten to be gay!
Mar 26
Canadian Amazing Race Team Deported in United States
More time to chow down on poutine though, eh?
Jan 18
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