Opinion: $1 Billion Proves The Odyssey is Just Another Woke Failure

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Troy, Alabama - Despite grossing over $1,000,000,000 in revenue and being celebrated by the woke cuck beta communist feminist leftist communities, the Odyssey is clearly yet another failure for wokeism. For the movie to have been a success, however, it obviously would have needed to make at $20,000,000,000. Some of the socialist left have argued that I have been moving the goalposts when I previously stated the Odyssey needed to make $100,000,000 to be a success, and then switched it to $500,000,000 after opening weekend, and then switched it to $900,000,000 last week, and am now switching the target yet again, but the reality is that my math was just off the last few times. Movies that make over a billion are a dime a dozen with a whopping one other movie (Spiderman) already eclipsing the mark. Plus, in a world of eight billion people, making $1,000,000,000 means you made only about $1 per 8 people in existence - does that sound like success to you? The simple reality is the Odyssey is just another woke failure due to poor DEI hiring decisions of black and trans - er - woke and woke people with acting backgrounds over white individuals with GEDs, and the left must be mocked for it.