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Opinion: $1 Billion Proves The Odyssey is Just Another Woke Failure
Not an odd thing to see, really
Aug 11


Gamer Deaths Rising From Cognitive Dissonance Between God of War and Stellar Blade
Game studios should have the right to do exactly what straight, white Gamers^TM demand they do!
Jun 16


God of War Laufey Confirmed Woke as Jack Quaid's Cube Gives Gamers^TM a Stiffy
Jack Quaid's sexiest role yet!
Jun 3


James Bond Asking For Consent Proves 007 First Light Video Game Is Woke AF
Respecting women is communist.
May 27


Breaking: Shibuya Under Siege From Woke Rainbow
Hell hath frozen over as gayness reigns supreme
May 25




Gamers Fall Into Depression Over Alleged Pragmata Censorship
There will be no rest until Gamers can jerk off
Apr 20


Culver's CEO Eats Mascot, Employee in Bizarre Video
Vanilla ice cream topped with blood and organs could be Culvers' next big hit, say investors Late to the party (unlike us), Culver's founder and former CEO Craig Culver elected to up the anti for burger-eating videos by eating a Culver's employee dressed up in the restaurant chain's famed Scoopy costume. "Eating beef is child's play in the fast food business," said Craig to the camera in a now viral TikTok post. "Eating human flesh shows just how committed we are to being the
Apr 18


The Most Controversial Crunchyroll Anime Awards Judges
It's clear Crunchyroll is hellbent on making this the most painful anime awards yet
Apr 14


Self-Identified Attack Helicopter Accidentally Sold to Ukraine
Photographed: Jimmy shortly before being struck by an RPG Sapporo, Ukraine – American man Jimmy “Cuckdalibs” Smithins was confirmed to now be a military asset of the Ukranian army earlier today after confusion in a social media post resulted in him being mistaken for military aircraft. Jimmy, 32, arrived in Ukraine this morning as part of NATO’s most recent weapon sales after a misinterpreted X (Formerly Twitter) post suggested that Jimmy was actually military craft. “If you’
Apr 11


Self-Declared Normal People Excited to Rage at Black Snape in Harry Potter Reboot
Just way until Ron it rewritten to be gay!
Mar 26






Magical Girl Buys Shotgun to “Stop All This Bullshittery”
But should women be allowed to own guns without a man's consent?
Jan 18


Canadian Amazing Race Team Deported in United States
More time to chow down on poutine though, eh?
Jan 18
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