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Gamer Deaths Rising From Cognitive Dissonance Between God of War and Stellar Blade
Game studios should have the right to do exactly what straight, white Gamers^TM demand they do!
Jun 16


God of War Laufey Confirmed Woke as Jack Quaid's Cube Gives Gamers^TM a Stiffy
Jack Quaid's sexiest role yet!
Jun 3


James Bond Asking For Consent Proves 007 First Light Video Game Is Woke AF
Respecting women is communist.
May 27


Breaking: Shibuya Under Siege From Woke Rainbow
Hell hath frozen over as gayness reigns supreme
May 25




Gamers Fall Into Depression Over Alleged Pragmata Censorship
There will be no rest until Gamers can jerk off
Apr 20


Culver's CEO Eats Mascot, Employee in Bizarre Video
Vanilla ice cream topped with blood and organs could be Culvers' next big hit, say investors Late to the party (unlike us), Culver's founder and former CEO Craig Culver elected to up the anti for burger-eating videos by eating a Culver's employee dressed up in the restaurant chain's famed Scoopy costume. "Eating beef is child's play in the fast food business," said Craig to the camera in a now viral TikTok post. "Eating human flesh shows just how committed we are to being the
Apr 18


The Most Controversial Crunchyroll Anime Awards Judges
It's clear Crunchyroll is hellbent on making this the most painful anime awards yet
Apr 14


Self-Identified Attack Helicopter Accidentally Sold to Ukraine
Photographed: Jimmy shortly before being struck by an RPG Sapporo, Ukraine – American man Jimmy “Cuckdalibs” Smithins was confirmed to now be a military asset of the Ukranian army earlier today after confusion in a social media post resulted in him being mistaken for military aircraft. Jimmy, 32, arrived in Ukraine this morning as part of NATO’s most recent weapon sales after a misinterpreted X (Formerly Twitter) post suggested that Jimmy was actually military craft. “If you’
Apr 11


Self-Declared Normal People Excited to Rage at Black Snape in Harry Potter Reboot
This man received much hate on X after he was mistaken by I'm-not-racists-you're-the-real-racists for Pappa Essiedu Brussels, England - Portions of the internet recently awoke to great news as Snape was confirmed to be played by Pappa Essiedu, a black individual, in the reboot of Harry Potter. "Oh thank heavens there's a black actor involved," said one user on X (formerly Twitter). "It's been too long since I've had the opportunity to scream at woke DEI ESG NPC SJW castings.
Mar 26


Star Wars Episode 10 Rumored to Be a Musical
ABC is regretting not getting the rights to "Dancing With the Star Wars" Naboo, Chommell Sector – Leaked images from the set of the next Star Wars production suggest that the movie may end up containing more dancing and singing than droids or sith lords. Reddit user u/StiffNoodle posted several screenshots and a video claiming to be from Disney’s set of Star Wars Episode 10 showing what appears to be two characters engaged in some sort of fight. “The two people looked like th
Feb 19


Should Sesame Street Be Banned?
Big Bird looks innocent enough at first glance, but the bird clearly represents a tarred and feathered billionaire when you think about it. Chicago, Kyuushu – Calls to ban Sesame Street and arrest their creators have been exploding on social media over the past several days following reports that Sesame Street was teaching children how to perform math. Following Florida Govenor Ron DeSantis’ claims that math was woke, individuals online have been looking for other sources tha
Feb 7


Magical Girl Buys Shotgun to “Stop All This Bullshittery”
But should women be allowed to own guns without a man's consent?
Jan 18


Canadian Amazing Race Team Deported in United States
More time to chow down on poutine though, eh?
Jan 18
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