Should Sesame Street Be Banned?

Big Bird looks innocent enough at first glance, but the bird clearly represents a tarred and feathered billionaire when you think about it.

Chicago, Kyuushu – Calls to ban Sesame Street and arrest their creators have been exploding on social media over the past several days following reports that Sesame Street was teaching children how to perform math. Following Florida Govenor Ron DeSantis’ claims that math was woke, individuals online have been looking for other sources that may be teaching America’s children ‘woke math.’ “We must put a stop to math at all costs,” claimed a rally attender who wished to remain anonymous. “In fact, we should probably put a stop to anything that requires any sort of thought at all!”  Perhaps even more notably, many right-wing groups are seeking Sesame Street’s banning due to its emphasis on making friends. “Friends don’t exist. Only cucks have friends. Friends are just woke commie propaganda,” stated X user EternallyRustled. “I love my life hiding in my basement alone and watching anime all day long instead of socializing, I swear!!!” The push towards anti-socialization has been growing in right-wing circles the past several months after famed right wing Youtuber The Grift King broke down in tears on live stream when he found ordering a sandwich at McDonalds to be too stressful of a social situation.