Star Wars Episode 10 Rumored to Be a Musical

ABC is regretting not getting the rights to "Dancing With the Star Wars"

Naboo, Chommell Sector – Leaked images from the set of the next Star Wars production suggest that the movie may end up containing more dancing and singing than droids or sith lords. Reddit user u/StiffNoodle posted several screenshots and a video claiming to be from Disney’s set of Star Wars Episode 10 showing what appears to be two characters engaged in some sort of fight. “The two people looked like they were doing some sort of dance choreography,” wrote u/StiffNoodle. “It’s possible that they were actually fighting and will edit in the lightsabers during post production, but I think it’s more likely that the two characters were just doing a dance routine.” The video and photos rippled across social media with some users suggesting Earth needed to be “Alderaan’d” for pandering to wokeness with such a move. “We didn’t watch Star Wars for the special effects, intense battles, or overarching plot lines. We watched it because there was a slave woman wearing a bikini,” noted X (Formerly Twitter) user @iBoneAlone. While it seems like a longshot, the rumors of Star Wars being a musical has some weight behind it after it was recently announced by 20^th Century Studios that Avatar: 4 would be a comedy and Universal Studios announced that Jurassic Park 8 would actually be good.