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Confirmed: Animes and Manga too Lame to be Affected by Cancellation of Japan's 'Cool Fund'
The weebs can bury their head in the sand no longer.
Aug 24


United States to Begin Charging 20% Toll For Guiding Waifus Through Strait of Japan
And you thought those hentai figurines were expensive before...
Jul 14


Breaking: Takaichi to Rename Japan to Islamic Republic of Japan
This could be the beginnings of a new level of subservience by the Japanese
Jul 12


God Confirms Double Typhoon Was Japan's Punishment for Creating Otaku
For the wages of weebism is death...
Jun 30


Taliban to Attempt Anime Takeover after Japan Introduces LGBT Education Curriculum
Will the loli controversy subside now that they can legally be married?
Jun 28


Japan to Attempt to Raise Birthrates Through New Concept Called "Weekends"
Seems unlikely, but perhaps not working 24/7 is a prerequisite to dating
May 29


Breaking: Shibuya Under Siege From Woke Rainbow
Hell hath frozen over as gayness reigns supreme
May 25


The Best Ways to Travel Around Japan
Left: Your favorite and friendly neighborhood death machine. Right: Your not so favorite or friendly duckmobile. We asked 1000 Japanese natives what the best ways are to traverse Japan (excluding the Shinkansen). Here are the top responses we received: 1) By Hot Air Balloon. The air balloon has grown in popularity alongside the annual international balloon festival that takes place in Saga. Only 30% of balloons get lost after being blown out to sea! (For reference, in 2021 55
Apr 27


Takaichi Promises To Take Trump on a "Bataan Death March" in Iranian Negotiations.
Japan's weeb army ain't goin' to Iran... yet
Mar 21




Japan to Begin Taxing Foreigners Living Abroad
If foreigners can't vote, then what can they do about it?
Mar 2


"Don’t Worry, We’ll Keep Our Animators Poor," Says MAPPA
Make no mistake, capitalism is the greatest
Feb 2


Despicable Me Minions Front and Center at Japanese Ice Festival
First they take overJapanese ice festivals. Then the world!
Jan 27




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