Taliban to Attempt Anime Takeover after Japan Introduces LGBT Education Curriculum

Pictured: A waifu on the verge of tears as she faces execution for attending school (Source: Mobile Suit Victory Gundam)

Kabul, Afghanistan - Celebrations erupted across Afghanistan this weekend as Japan announced after much debate that a new LGBT educational program would be integrated into their schools next year. "We've been on the Twitter and the Facebook and we know the non-tourist anime fans of the West want discriminatory leaders behind their anime," stated Benjamin Carlson, general of the Taliban forces stationed in Kabul and creator behind the hit Taliban comic All Women Who Don't Submit to the Harem Protagonist Must Die For Offending Allah. "I look forward to being able to see me and my fellow terrorist's works being animated for the joy of all except gays, trans, atheists, Christians, and women worldwide." The new Japanese LGBT curriculum has seen backlash from conservative groups across the world as it promises to teach Japanese youth that trans people "exist, may be hot, and have been statistically shown to be much less likely to commit murder than cis individuals."

Pictured: A waifu from the upcoming Taliban anime, All Women Who Don't Submit to the Harem Protagonist Must Die For Offending Allah (Source)

Western weeaboos, meanwhile, exhaled a collective sigh of relief knowing that their precious television shows were going to be created by Taliban artists unaffected by the woke mind virus. "It's a shame that Japan has been lost to the cuck beta socialists, but at least my anime will still be made by people who hate women and minorities," said Chibi Reviews to his audience, adding that all waifus being covered in a burka was a mild but necessary cost to ensure television shows were free of deep state propaganda. "The reality is that Afghani creators' political views are more in line with ours than Japan's ever were. I mean, they elected a foid [translation: woman] for God's sake!"