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Weebs Join French School Reform Protests, Demand Mini Skirts For Dress Code
The weebs right to be perverted shall be infringed (we hope).
4 days ago
Only 4000 More Episodes Until the Midway Point Confirms One Piece Author
The One Piece cow must be milked for all eternity.
Oct 11
Japan's Permanent Residence Fees For Neckbeards Increases By 200x
If you heard a chud screaming today, this is why.
Oct 2
Forza Horizon 6 to Ban Players for Speeding
The virtual cops are even tougher than IRL...
Sep 28
Anime Fan’s 3x3 Quickly Devolving Into a Fibonacci Spiral
Some might say things are beginning to spiral out of control...
Sep 24
Karasuno High School Fined $30 Million For Salary Cap Circumvention
The athletic department can afford it if they just cut funding for academics
Sep 4
Joe Camel to Appear As Special Guest in Chainsmoker Cat
Because nothing is cooler than living in one's own filth
Aug 29
Bilibili's AI Dubs Finally Allow Anime Fans to Watch Animes in Australian
No longer will the Australians have to run 'round like a headless chook
Aug 26
Confirmed: Animes and Manga too Lame to be Affected by Cancellation of Japan's 'Cool Fund'
The weebs can bury their head in the sand no longer.
Aug 24
USS Lincoln Crew Forced to Watch Haruhi Suzumiya Endless Eight Arc on Repeat
Those poor bastards. Boot camp didn't train them for this.
Aug 18
United States to Begin Charging 20% Toll For Guiding Waifus Through Strait of Japan
And you thought those hentai figurines were expensive before...
Jul 14
Rent A Girlfriend Named Anime of the Year 2026 After Call From White House
Is this proof that Trump is based AF, or that he just likes to self-insert into pathetic, insecure men?
Jul 7
Taliban to Attempt Anime Takeover after Japan Introduces LGBT Education Curriculum
Will the loli controversy subside now that they can legally be married?
Jun 28
Electricity Prices Remain High For Crypto Bums as Nerds Demand ChatGPT Create ‘Naked Anime Girl’ Images For Them
The good news is fewer underage otaku are finding themselves on Brazzers
Jun 19
Sonic Crossroads Evangelion DLC Won't Allow You to Play as Shinji
At least Pen Pen is playable
Jun 12
Thousands Remain Addicted to Suckers after Watching 4Kids Edit of One Piece
Turns out lolis are even more disturbing than we previously thought
Jun 7
Breaking: Shibuya Under Siege From Woke Rainbow
Hell hath frozen over as gayness reigns supreme
May 25
World Prepares for Tsunami of Complaints with Crunchyroll Anime Awards Winners About to be Announced
An unnatural disaster is heading for shore... again
May 22
Hentaivirus Continues Spreading Rapidly Through Anime Communities
Start stocking up on Kleenex and socks now
May 16
Chinese Animation Firm Bankrupt After Blowing Budget on Figurines
Not everyone is good with money it seems.
May 5
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