World Prepares for Tsunami of Complaints with Crunchyroll Anime Awards Winners About to be Announced

Pictured: Japanese fishing vessels struck by a tidal wave of comments that both claim the results of the 2024 awards were terrible, but also don't matter one lickity split

Fukushima, Oregon - With sweat shimmering on her forehead, local resident Mary Boggs was seen stacking sand bags outside of her home. Mary makes up just one of millions of residents on the Western American and East Asian coasts desperately attempting to save their properties from what is expected to be the largest tsunami of complaints yet in response to the Crunchyroll Anime Awards winners being announced over the course of the next day. "All I want is one year where I don't have to be flooded by people insisting they don't care about the awards before they start complaining about the voting process and results," stammered Mary as tears ironically began flooding around the edges of her eyes. "I don't understand why people can't just ignore the awards if they truly don't care about them."

Pictured: A MyAnimeList (MAL) user is very upset at an awards show they don't care about at all in 2025

Millions of weebs have committed to hate watching the awards this year, and many of those watching have already begun working on their gameplans for what to criticize. "I don't know which anime are going to win tomorrow, but I want everyone to be sure that no matter what I'm going to complain about it," tweeted user MyOnlyEmotionIsAnger on X (formerly Twitter). "If GQuuuuuX isn't Original Anime of the Year I'm going kill myself. But also I don't really care because the awards have been overrun by tourist voters," stated another user. Other individuals across all social media sites have confirmed that they are gearing up to complain about the results that they don't think actually matter, with users allegedly preparing to use phrases such as "a farce that I really don't care about" and "Wokeyroll showing everyone why no one takes these awards seriously!"

The awards last year resulted in a monstrous wave of "I don't care, but..." comments that was about 65 feet (19.8m) tall when it struck Taiwan after it was announced that Solo Leveling defeated Frieren: Beyond Journey's End and Dandadan. There are officially still nineteen missing persons from that incident that are presumed to have drowned due to the swell of uncaring comments. This year's wave is projected to possibly cross 70 feet (21.3m) if Dandadan Season 2 isn't crowned anime of year, and perhaps even hit 85 feet (26m) of comments emphasizing their frustration if Demon Slayer can't win anime film of the year.

Pictured: Last known image of Randy Bellinsworth, who wished to photograph a rage twister during the 2022 Crunchyroll Awards

The Crunchyroll Anime Awards have caught flak every year for reasons such as allowing multiple votes, poor finalists to vote from, and for many of the judges allegedly not having the proper credentials to be a voter. The announcement of the judges in April this year already triggered a twelve foot (3.6m) blast of negative comments that struck Vancouver and Seattle leaving thousands of homes wrecked and almost a million Reddit threads plagued with accounts claiming that they simultaneously didn't care about the awards and were extremely upset with the judges chosen.

Facebook and Bluesky have recommended all their members stay away from all social media platforms for the next two days, but state that those who can't resist entering the hellish floodwaters of their comment sections at least wear life preservers before reading what anyone thinks about the awards. Twitter has made no recommendations to it's userbase directly, however Grok AI has been frequently suggesting that staying at the shoreline and pouring concrete on one's feet are the best practices to survive a tsunami.