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Rent A Girlfriend Named Anime of the Year 2026 After Call From White House
Is this proof that Trump is based AF, or that he just likes to self-insert into pathetic, insecure men?
Jul 7


World Prepares for Tsunami of Complaints with Crunchyroll Anime Awards Winners About to be Announced
An unnatural disaster is heading for shore... again
May 22


The Most Controversial Crunchyroll Anime Awards Judges
It's clear Crunchyroll is hellbent on making this the most painful anime awards yet
Apr 14


Crunchyroll Was Hacked. What Should You Do?
It's time for Crunchyroll to take the nuclear option.
Mar 24


Weebs Afraid Crunchyroll Hack Will Expose Their Fetishes
Why can't I ever find someone to gag me? Santa Monica, Canada - After announcing over a megabyte of data had been hacked from Crunchyroll's servers, subscribers to the weeb television site announced substantial fears that their personal fetishes were going to be released to the public. "Like I give a shit if my credit card number gets stolen," said one proud weeb on social media, "Just for the love of god don't let my friends know of my love of futas!!!" Similar concerns echo
Mar 23


Full Interview on Crunchyroll's Imminent Downfall
Recently we made a post detailing how Crunchyroll is on the verge of collapse. In that article we noted that we conducted an interview with an individual, Bill, who seemed open to the thought that Crunchyroll is about to go bankrupt. Below is the full transcript of that interview: Q: Just for general recordkeeping, could you confirm your name for me? A: Sure, It's Bill. But please leave it anonymous when you put the interview online. Of course, Bill. We won't let anyone know
Feb 11
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