The Most Controversial Crunchyroll Anime Awards Judges

In a stunning move that will yet surprise no one at this point, all staff members here at Anime Freedom were passed up on being given the opportunity to be a judge at this year's Crunchyroll Anime Awards. To say we all here are disappointed at the decision is an understatement, but the bigger issue at hand is the judges Crunchyroll did elect to bring on board. While a few of them seem like they may know their tsunderes from their derpderes, many of them seem woefully under qualified to be judges. In fact, a few of them feel like clear industry plants trying to manipulate anime fans into liking the wrong shows and dooming anime to become more like western media. The following are some of the most egregious and controversial individuals that Crunchyroll has tagged to be a judge:

Niku Geek

A woman who dyed her hair an unnatural color. Need we say more? Nothing good can come of it. Why can't women just keep their hair looking natural like how I want? Don't women realize they should be trying to look good for me? This is why feminism is cancer. It is beyond obvious that she's been infected by the woke SJW cuck communism virus, and will use her influence to help push yuri, yaoi, and other woke trash shows to the podium.

Mother's Basement

We are still in the process or corroborating our stories, but the evidence is coming together pretty clearly the MB does not record his episodes in his MB, but rather his FSD (Father's Sex Dungeon). What else is he not telling us? Was he at Epstein Island? Why hasn't he ever publicly denied shooting Charlie Kirk? Is it possible that he's been brought on as a judge by the woke demons of Crunchyroll to try and drag the West to it's destruction and doom the white race into oblivion at the hands of (((those people))) like the National Socia- er - rational skeptics like me keep saying? I'm only asking questions.

David Opie

Crunchyroll says that David is a passionate and regular writer for news and media outlets such as IndieWire, Empire, and GamesRadar, but does writing make one a good judge at anime, a notoriously visual medium of entertainment? I'd actually go a step further and suggest that a real judge would have only bare minimal reading and writing skills (reading and writing is used by the Deep State to try and control the masses after all). And let's be real here, he looks a lot less like a true weeaboo and a lot more like Magnus Carlson... because he is Magnus Carlson! Go back to playing with your castles and ponies and leave the real judging to people like us.

Tony Weaver

Public speaker. Voice actor. Award-winning author and writer. Clearly Mr. Weaver is another Blackrock-funded DEI hire brought on to try and satisfy the anime fans who don't even watch anime! Do you guys remember the old days before DEI when some judges were white and some were black? Those were the good ol' days. Nowadays we've got some white judges and some black judges, and clearly the black judges were only chosen due to the lower standards brought on by DEI.

Hussain Ibh Sahlan

I think he probably eats people's pets. I mean, it's clear from the photo Crunchyroll is using that he just finished eating a whole family and is wearing their picnic blanket as a crown. The savage! Don't bother saying that I'm race baiting. Suggesting that I could be racist makes you the real racist, you know! Also, he gave Code Geass a 9/10 despite it obviously only being a 3/10 overrated piece of garbage that only a casual tourist could possibly enjoy.