Weebs Join French School Reform Protests, Demand Mini Skirts For Dress Code
PARIS, JAPAN - After four weeks of protests demanding major reforms to the country's education system, French weebs finally mustered up the courage to leave their bedrooms and joined the cause, albeit to make some slightly different demands of their own. "I'm not really that big into school to be honest. I just want the girls in my class to wear the tiniest mini skirts like they wear in my favorite anime[s]," stated Jacque Yamamoto, 16, before beginning an hours long deep dive into how he viewed half of his classmates as nothing more than eye candy. "And while we're at it, how about mandatory thigh high stockings and sailor outfit to round out the uniform? Oh, and a deodorant ban, too." While most protestors at the rallies wanted to focus on smaller class sizes and having more teachers in the same vein as Britain or Germany, the French weebs in attendance were asking for it to be modeled more along the lines of Japan, a nation famous for having a teacher arrested nearly every day for secretly filming female students in private locker rooms. In addition to recommending adjustments to school uniforms, many weebs attending were also requesting mysterious transfer students from abroad be admitted with hopes that they would "be the waifu of their dreams." When asked about the demands being made, French politician Marie Le Pen noted that heavy budget cuts would be necessary for the French education system, but that she would look to provide each male student with their very own dakimakura pillow.
