Electricity Prices Remain High For Crypto Bums as Nerds Demand ChatGPT Create ‘Naked Anime Girl’ Images For Them

Pictured: Children taking turns asking ChatGPT for images of "Big mommy anime milkers" and "Massive anime asses" (Source)

Myrtle Beach, France - Among a sea of anime posters featuring bikini-clad women and a dakimakura pillow depicting a half naked child looking over his shoulder, local weeaboo Nick Hensenerson has joined millions of other weebs online in asking AI systems to generate graphic images of anime girls. "Why should I watch some cheaply made ecchi or hentai when I can ask a bot to make me customized anime porn on my own computer for free?," asked Hensenerson on X (formerly Twitter) when pushed on his decision to unsubscribe from Crunchyroll. Critics note, however, that Hensenerson's attempt to get a hard on via ChatGPT images isn't free as the movement of millions of weebs from traditional anime viewing methods (whether legal or not) to AI has pushed electricity costs up by as much as 69% (nice!) in some areas. Concerns over the amount of electricity being spent on artificially generating anime titties have local crypto miners flustered about the rising costs to mine and are beginning to threaten to bribe politicians to pass regulations to limit the number of breasts generated by AI systems. "These porn addicts are driving up the costs of my noble cryptomining projects," clamored Reddit user u/LemmeSuckElonsDick. "How are honorable crypto bois like me supposed to cheaply mine my Scrubcoins to mint monkey NFTs if these low life otaku are using my electricity to make the 10,000,000th porn image of My Dress Up Darling's Marin Kitagawa?"