Breaking: Shibuya Under Siege From Woke Rainbow

Pictured: Doom and destruction raining down upon the innocent and uncorrupted citizens of the Shibuya-land (Credit)

Sibuya, Japan - In an escalation of violence from the forces of woke against the Motherland, communist cucks launched a gay assault on the Shibuya district by striking the region with a curved, rainbow-colored beam of demise. "The Holy Land is being threatened by SJW soyboy feminazis," shouted Bob McNugget from his bedroom at no one in particular after seeing an image on the internet of pure, absolute gayness hovering above Shibuya. "We must fight back and start murdering these NPC beta socialist tourist gaijins to protect our wonderful Animeland!" 5,000,000 patriots on X (formerly Twitter) have so far committed to traveling to Japan to obliterate the forces of woke, but so far reports are that none of them have left their basements or bedrooms, though about 25,000 switched their profile picture to Nazi swastikas as a show of solidarity with the Shibuyian locals. We asked several residents of Shibuya on how they felt about being invaded by PC, DEI, virtue signalers and all of them so far have responded with "Nani, daijoubu?" (which we believe roughly translates to "Please save us white, alpha male studs from the evil forces of Hollywood leftism!")