Breaking: Takaichi to Rename Japan to Islamic Republic of Japan

To be honest, I think our idea of naming it Animesland would have been better (Source)

Tokyo, Japan - Among fears of both dropping poll numbers and showing too much backbone in the face of Trumpism, Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi announced formally in front of the imperial palace that the island nation was to rename itself to the Islamic Republic of Japan effective immediately. "We Japanese are happy to help cover for yet another horrible verbal blunder from Trump and destroy our sacred nation's name for his sake," stated Takaichi with beaming eyes that soon disappeared as she placed an Islamic burqa over her head. "And we are prepared to pepper America with 111 missiles as he claimed if he wants to cover that portion of his statements as well." The name change comes as Japan's international relations have taken a hit recently from xenophobia, fiscal mismanagement, and a refusal to let weaboos date their women. Takaichi confirmed that in addition to changing the country's name, she was also prepared to blow up the Shinkansen, demolish green energy projects, and donate 1000 Japanese elementary school girls to Trump himself to try and stay in his good graces.