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USS Lincoln Crew Forced to Watch Haruhi Suzumiya Endless Eight Arc on Repeat
Those poor bastards. Boot camp didn't train them for this.
Aug 18


United States to Begin Charging 20% Toll For Guiding Waifus Through Strait of Japan
And you thought those hentai figurines were expensive before...
Jul 14


Breaking: Takaichi to Rename Japan to Islamic Republic of Japan
This could be the beginnings of a new level of subservience by the Japanese
Jul 12


Trump To Recruit Blue Man Group to Fix Reflecting Pool Debacle
Black Sabbath didn't stand a chance of being hired by Trump, for obvious reasons.
Jun 22


World Cup Teams Remain Determined to let Their Fans Down Yet Again
More now so than ever before, teams are determined to make their fans feel like butt.
Jun 14


Takaichi Promises To Take Trump on a "Bataan Death March" in Iranian Negotiations.
Japan's weeb army ain't goin' to Iran... yet
Mar 21
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