Self-Declared Normal People Excited to Rage at Black Snape in Harry Potter Reboot

This man received much hate on X after he was mistaken by I'm-not-racists-you're-the-real-racists for Pappa Essiedu

Brussels, England - Portions of the internet recently awoke to great news as Snape was confirmed to be played by Pappa Essiedu, a black individual, in the reboot of Harry Potter. "Oh thank heavens there's a black actor involved," said one user on X (formerly Twitter). "It's been too long since I've had the opportunity to scream at woke DEI ESG NPC SJW castings. I am a totally normal and mentally healthy individual!" The reboot reportedly took shape as the Harry Potter brand found waning in popularity over the past few years. A recent study found that over the past decade youtube videos discussing the books and films were down 45%, membership in Pottermore was down 89%, and porn videos based on the series were down 39% on Brazzers. J.K Rowling praised the casting decision stating that she hoped it would "help keep [her] kkklan uptight and angry at minorities" in Britain. Rowling also confirmed that she worked hard to ensure every Death Eater cast would be a rich, straight, white individual, and that Rowling herself would play Bellatrix Lestrange.