Now to take a Muggle Studies course to learn about dildos...

Chiseled abs and big packages. Come on, how could weebs be nervous about competing with these hunks? (Source) Shibuya, Japan - Local and foreign weebs alike fell into a tizzy earlier this morning when it was reported that the Italian water polo team decided to show off their perfect figures and massive dongs in the Shibuya Scramble of Tokyo. "Between their golden tans, god-like chins, and huge huge dicks, how are us weebs suppose to win over the hearts of the cafe maids!?!?"

Jack Quaid's sexiest role yet!

We have (unfortunately) escaped the long dick of the law

Start stocking up on Kleenex and socks now

James Died so that our eyes could feast Oahu, Idaho - Fans across the globe cheered at the announcement of getting a chance to play Star Fox 64 yet again, but the furry community has found itself extra-thrilled by the opportunity to create more furry porn. "I can't wait to show the new Peppy banging Falco in a space orgy," said X (formerly Twitter) user GiveMeAnimalPorn. "Did you know that rabbits have corkscrew dicks? Or was that ducks?" GiveMeAnimalPorn appears to be late t

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