Pornhub to Begin Requiring Dick Pics to Watch Videos

I showed you my dick please respond (by not censoring my porn)

Saitama, India - Citing a desire to better protect minors, pornography website Pornhub declared that it was stepping up its user safety agreements, including a requirement that all male visitors submit a photo of their penis in over to view the website's content. "We need to make sure our children are protected from these videos," said a Pornhub representative,"and also many of our employees just love staring at a thick, veiny cock." The announcement comes shortly after several other websites, most notable among them Discord, announced plans to require facial recognition scans in order to view content labels as being for adults. The changes come from pressure from Palantir CEO Peter Theil, who stated that "For America's safety, Palantir needs to see every person not just from head to toe, but also from head to ball sack."

Some backlash came swiftly as users cited that it could be an invasion of their privacy, while others insisted that "showing off their massive dick would make other men feel self conscious about their smaller sizes." Multiple rallies have been planned across the globe in which men are vowing to wear pants to show that they aren't going to show off their package just so that they can look at other men's packages online. Several online exhibitionist communities signed on to the rallies saying that "if everyone is showing off their genitals, then exhibitionism will lose its soul."

Still other individuals seemed less put off by Pornhub's demands. On Reddit, user u/Cash4Boners stated "I'll happily give Pornhub a photo of my boner. If I'm luckily some of those hot DOGE bois will get a chance to take a peek at it!" Other users celebrated the opportunity to show off what they've got. "I've been waiting all my life for a woman to ask me for a dick pic. This pretty much counts, I reckon!," said Blue Sky user @ButteredCocks.