Confirmed: The Boys Season 5 is the Last Due to Writers Running Out of Weird, Horny Ideas

Even the kinkiest sex eventually feels vanilla (copyright Amazon Prime)

Denver, Osaka - Stressing that they had collectively watched over one thousand hours of pornography for inspiration, writers for The Boys confirmed the core reason the show ended after five seasons was due to an inability to find new, degenerate ways of having the cast find themselves in awkward, sexual situations. "We attended orgies and most of us cucked our spouses trying to find new horny situations to show the world," claimed one anonymous, senior writer who admitted to cheating on his wife to try and find new material, "but there are only a finite number of ways for people to climax with each other, unfortunately." Other writers echoed the sentiment noting that they consumed various boner pills and hard drugs in the hopes that the substances could bring them to a "horny nirvana" that they could share with the world. "The only unused idea we had was to have Homelander's dick steal his powers, detach, and become sentient, but that ultimately just didn't seem erotic or outlandish enough compared to what we did in the past few seasons," noted another writer for the show. The Boys can be seen in it's entirety on both Amazon Prime and Brazzers.