DLSS5 Will "Bring Your Waifu to Laifu" Confirms Nvidia's Jensen Huang
- Griff McGrift
- 3 days ago
- 1 min read

Orlando, Japan - Among heavy backlash from the gaming community, Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang attempted to sway gamers weary of the new DLSS5 technology by promising them that their ultimate dream could turn into a reality. "My fellow gamers, don't you see that you could have the big tittied goth anime girlfriend of your dreams thanks to this tech? We'll bring your waifu to laifu," shouted Huang at a recent press conference. "A not only that, but with DLSS5 she could have the strap on for you, a cuck chair situated neatly in the corner, and a long line of men for her to screw while you watch from the sidelines." Huang went on to note that DLSS5 could also have your waifu dress gamers up in mini skirts, do all of the household chores, and force gamers to practice deepthroating on dildos. The newly announced DLSS5 technology caught flak initially by most gamers over the world as taking away a large portion of the human element of making games, but has also seen some concerns that the uncanny characters depicted in Nvidia's teaser video would also steal the souls of anyone who was watching. Nvidia confirmed on Twitter the following day that they would continue to buy up computer chips and RAM at a record pace to try and make things right with the gaming community.




