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Gamers Using Computers to Avoid Rising Gas Costs

  • Mar 10
  • 1 min read

Updated: Aug 22


Gamer playing videogames
My gaming computer is hotter than my waifu! (Source)

As the bombing of Iran has sent gas prices soaring higher than the customers at the local weed dispensary, Gamers^TM have found a way to help reduce the impact of heating their homes with gas. "Unlike those woke normies, we can heat our homes using our gaming computers," claimed X user PleaseCuckMe, among many other self-proclaimed Gamers^TM. "When I turn up the graphic settings to maximum and start playing some games I don't even need the heater to turn on!" Some disputed the value of using gaming-powered electricity to heat homes, noting that computers were designed for viewing pornography rather than efficiently generating heat, but said individuals were largely dismissed as simply being "woke anti-gamer normie communist cuck NPCs." Gamers^TM and non-gamers alike have found gas prices spiraling higher after self-proclaimed peace president and FIFA peace prize winner Donald Trump peacefully declared a peaceful war in Iran last week. Trump has vowed to end the war and bring down gas prices if Iran agreed to surrender all of their under-aged women to him and have them processed for citizenship at Epstein Island.

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