Chiseled abs and big packages. Come on, how could weebs be nervous about competing with these hunks? (Source) Shibuya, Japan - Local and foreign weebs alike fell into a tizzy earlier this morning when it was reported that the Italian water polo team decided to show off their perfect figures and massive dongs in the Shibuya Scramble of Tokyo. "Between their golden tans, god-like chins, and huge huge dicks, how are us weebs suppose to win over the hearts of the cafe maids!?!?"

And you thought those hentai figurines were expensive before...

For the wages of weebism is death...

Disney Princesses > Cafe Maids