Now to take a Muggle Studies course to learn about dildos...

Chiseled abs and big packages. Come on, how could weebs be nervous about competing with these hunks? (Source) Shibuya, Japan - Local and foreign weebs alike fell into a tizzy earlier this morning when it was reported that the Italian water polo team decided to show off their perfect figures and massive dongs in the Shibuya Scramble of Tokyo. "Between their golden tans, god-like chins, and huge huge dicks, how are us weebs suppose to win over the hearts of the cafe maids!?!?"

Please train me like your megalodon, goddess!

Black Sabbath didn't stand a chance of being hired by Trump, for obvious reasons.

Turns out lolis are even more disturbing than we previously thought