Despite not being a Jedi or having any military experience or operating heavy machinery, Tarkin originally received high praise when he was given command of the Death Star Space, Far Far Away – With pressure and criticism mounting following the Death Star’s annihilation of Alderaan, Galactic Empire general Grand Moff Tarkin was suspended by the Empire without pay. “Alderaan was hampering our ability to deal with illegal activities, so naturally it was our right to destroy the

When this cutie patootie isn't playing with string he can really sling the ball San Francisco, California – As many analysists predicted, Carolina Panthers mascot Sir Purr was named to the NFC Pro Bowl team to replace Seahawks quarterback Sam Darnold, who will be appearing in the Super Bowl. “It is an honor to be given this chance to compete and show off my talents,” said Purr to the press. “For too long the Pro Bowl has been looked at as a joke and shell of its former self.

Move over, Fern. Japan has a new waifu (or husbando?) Hokkaido, Japan – The annual Ice Festival at Lake Shikotsu has a new unofficial mascot this year: Minions. Since the debut of Despicable Me in 2010, the movie’s shit-for-brains mascots have grown steadily in popularity across Japan. The lake festival once renowned for ice sculptures of cranes, foxes, and h-scene recreations has been overrun by the oversized medicine tablets. “Minions are just so cool. I’m happy they are a

Goddamn who new necromancers could look so hot? She's brought my lust for women back from the grave, too. Ogi City, Utah – In perhaps her greatest stunt yet, necromancer Shiki Carpenter brought back to life a My Anime List (MAL) thread that hadn’t been touched in fourteen years. The thread titled “Don’t You Think Attack on Titan Looks Stupid?” had laid dormant for longer than most anime fans had been alive, but that didn’t stop Shiki from raising it from the depths. Shiki add

The shapes in that little trophy are actually rare minerals needed to create gaming controllers. Toronto, Iceland – Sony CEO Hiroki Totoki showed extreme indifference to a threat by true gamer Schlubs Macadoo to hack Sony Playstation systems after not receiving a Platinum Trophy from the company. “They say I’m a great gamer. The greatest gamer there ever was. They tell me ‘nobody can game like you can.’ I don’t think they’re wrong. So why can’t Sony award me this platinum tro

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Cook Kirby needs to cut back on the salt

His deck meanwhile, will be overpowered as balls

Climate change needs to hurry the F up

Anime Freedom Headquarters – We here at Anime Freedom are completely confused by what we are witnessing. Across the internet people are sharing my PIN number for no discernable reason. “8647 will make this country great for once,” stated X user PotatoGlazer, while Bluesky user KittenSnuggler noted, “Just like with Hitler, 8647 is needed.” I’m not sure what my PIN has to do with Adolf or making a country great, but if we could please stop sharing my number it would be much app

You'd never guess it from listening in on neckbeard chatter

But should women be allowed to own guns without a man's consent?

More time to chow down on poutine though, eh?

Hey, it's leagues cheaper than the Steam Machine

It's still unclear if they are made of metal, however