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Darts Players Excited to Be Back in Limelight with Olympics Over
Who doesn't love watching two grown men hucking pencils at a board? After a tumultuous two weeks, professional darts players from around the globe took a toast celebrating what they expect to be a turn around in their fortunes. "Yeah, I think it's obvious to everyone here that darts was about to be the next big thing until the Olympics showed up," said accountant and part-time professional darts player Leeroy Kamakura. "Now that those lame games are done the world will surely
Feb 23




Pornhub to Begin Requiring Dick Pics to Watch Videos
Not everyone is into humiliation kinks, it seems
Feb 16


"Democracy Dead" Officially New Washington Post Slogan
It's refreshing to see honest journalism again.
Feb 14


Full Interview on Crunchyroll's Imminent Downfall
Of the 1 person interviewed, 100% seemed to hate Crunchyroll
Feb 11


Opinion: Pirates Will Make Crunchyroll Go Broke After Price Hike
Tomorrow's the day Crunchyroll goes bottoms-up (for real this time).
Feb 9




6 More Weeks of Winter After Jimmy the Groundhog Sees Shadow The Hedgehog
Helps explain Shadow's cold personality, honestly.
Feb 5


"Don’t Worry, We’ll Keep Our Animators Poor," Says MAPPA
Make no mistake, capitalism is the greatest
Feb 2


Grand Moff Tarkin Suspended After Destruction of Alderaan
Maybe if those on Alderaan just followed his orders, ya know?
Jan 30


Sir Purr Makes NFC Pro Bowl Roster
Despite subpar pocket presence, Sir Purr successfully made the Pro Bowl
Jan 29


Despicable Me Minions Front and Center at Japanese Ice Festival
First they take overJapanese ice festivals. Then the world!
Jan 27


Necromancer Revives Dead Thread
Goddamn who new necromancers could look so hot? She's brought my lust for women back from the grave, too. (Source) Ogi City, Utah – In perhaps her greatest stunt yet, necromancer Shiki Carpenter brought back to life a My Anime List (MAL) thread that hadn’t been touched in fourteen years. The thread titled “Don’t You Think Attack on Titan Looks Stupid?” had laid dormant for longer than most animes fans had been alive, but that didn’t stop Shiki from raising it from the depths.
Jan 24


True Gamer Threatens to Hack Sony After Not Receiving Platinum Trophy
The shapes in that little trophy are actually rare minerals needed to create gaming controllers (Source). Toronto, Iceland – Sony CEO Hiroki Totoki showed extreme indifference to a threat by true gamer Schlubs Macadoo to hack Sony Playstation systems after not receiving a Platinum Trophy from the company. “They say I’m a great gamer. The greatest gamer there ever was. They tell me ‘nobody can game like you can.’ I don’t think they’re wrong. So why can’t Sony award me this pla
Jan 21


“It's All Downhill From Here,” Says Anime Freedom’s Founder
The best days are already behind us...
Jan 19




Card Game Protagonist Rumored to Have ‘Normal’ Hair
His deck meanwhile, will be overpowered as balls
Jan 19


They Said, “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” They Lied.
Climate change needs to hurry the F up
Jan 18


8647 is My PIN Number. Please Stop Sharing It.
Anime Freedom Headquarters – We here at Anime Freedom are completely confused by what we are witnessing. Across the internet people are sharing my PIN number for no discernable reason. “8647 will make this country great for once,” stated X user PotatoGlazer, while Bluesky user KittenSnuggler noted, “Just like with Hitler, 8647 is needed.” I’m not sure what my PIN has to do with Adolf or making a country great, but if we could please stop sharing my number it would be much app
Jan 18




Magical Girl Buys Shotgun to “Stop All This Bullshittery”
But should women be allowed to own guns without a man's consent?
Jan 18
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