More now so than ever before, teams are determined to make their fans feel like butt.

At least Pen Pen is playable

Pictured: A young boy sleeps during the unimpressive reveal of the new remake of Ocarina of Time

Turns out lolis are even more disturbing than we previously thought

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Jack Quaid's sexiest role yet!

The kids are alright after all

Seems unlikely, but perhaps not working 24/7 is a prerequisite to dating

Respecting women is communist.

Hell hath frozen over as gayness reigns supreme

An unnatural disaster is heading for shore... again

We have (unfortunately) escaped the long dick of the law

Apparently hockey can't beat clear skies or tax havens Montreal, North Carolina - Cole Caufield said he was looking forward to a tough series against the Carolina Hurricanes, but it appears things will be easier for Cole than expected as the Hurricanes withdrew from the NHL playoffs to extend their vacation in Bermuda. "Hockey can be fun, but after spending the last week here in Bermuda I don't want to come back to the states," said Sebastion Aho to reporters with arms draped

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James Died so that our eyes could feast Oahu, Idaho - Fans across the globe cheered at the announcement of getting a chance to play Star Fox 64 yet again, but the furry community has found itself extra-thrilled by the opportunity to create more furry porn. "I can't wait to show the new Peppy banging Falco in a space orgy," said X (formerly Twitter) user GiveMeAnimalPorn. "Did you know that rabbits have corkscrew dicks? Or was that ducks?" GiveMeAnimalPorn appears to be late t

Not everyone is good with money it seems.

The button of choice doesn't matter if you're colorblind

Breast milk just doesn't sell like it used to

Left: Your favorite and friendly neighborhood death machine. Right: Your not so favorite or friendly duckmobile. We asked 1000 Japanese natives what the best ways are to traverse Japan (excluding the Shinkansen). Here are the top responses we received: 1) By Hot Air Balloon. The air balloon has grown in popularity alongside the annual international balloon festival that takes place in Saga. Only 30% of balloons get lost after being blown out to sea! (For reference, in 2021 55

It took a year and two rounds longer than expected, but he's finally got a team! After over a year of hype, and after falling a couple of rounds further than expected, standout quarterback and future used car salesman Shedeur Sanders finally heard his name called as he was drafted in the third round by the Cleveland Browns. "To have my interviews go so poorly that I had to wait an extra year to be drafted is truly a remarkable feat, I think," said Sanders to reporters. "This

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