Hell hath frozen over as gayness reigns supreme

An unnatural disaster is heading for shore... again

We have (unfortunately) escaped the long dick of the law

Apparently hockey can't beat clear skies or tax havens Montreal, North Carolina - Cole Caufield said he was looking forward to a tough series against the Carolina Hurricanes, but it appears things will be easier for Cole than expected as the Hurricanes withdrew from the NHL playoffs to extend their vacation in Bermuda. "Hockey can be fun, but after spending the last week here in Bermuda I don't want to come back to the states," said Sebastion Aho to reporters with arms draped

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James Died so that our eyes could feast Oahu, Idaho - Fans across the globe cheered at the announcement of getting a chance to play Star Fox 64 yet again, but the furry community has found itself extra-thrilled by the opportunity to create more furry porn. "I can't wait to show the new Peppy banging Falco in a space orgy," said X (formerly Twitter) user GiveMeAnimalPorn. "Did you know that rabbits have corkscrew dicks? Or was that ducks?" GiveMeAnimalPorn appears to be late t

Not everyone is good with money it seems.

The button of choice doesn't matter if you're colorblind

Breast milk just doesn't sell like it used to

Left: Your favorite and friendly neighborhood death machine. Right: Your not so favorite or friendly duckmobile. We asked 1000 Japanese natives what the best ways are to traverse Japan (excluding the Shinkansen). Here are the top responses we received: 1) By Hot Air Balloon. The air balloon has grown in popularity alongside the annual international balloon festival that takes place in Saga. Only 30% of balloons get lost after being blown out to sea! (For reference, in 2021 55

It took a year and two rounds longer than expected, but he's finally got a team! After over a year of hype, and after falling a couple of rounds further than expected, standout quarterback and future used car salesman Shedeur Sanders finally heard his name called as he was drafted in the third round by the Cleveland Browns. "To have my interviews go so poorly that I had to wait an extra year to be drafted is truly a remarkable feat, I think," said Sanders to reporters. "This

There will be no rest until Gamers can jerk off

Vanilla ice cream topped with blood and organs could be Culvers' next big hit, say investors Late to the party (unlike us), Culver's founder and former CEO Craig Culver elected to up the anti for burger-eating videos by eating a Culver's employee dressed up in the restaurant chain's famed Scoopy costume. "Eating beef is child's play in the fast food business," said Craig to the camera in a now viral TikTok post. "Eating human flesh shows just how committed we are to being the

It's clear Crunchyroll is hellbent on making this the most painful anime awards yet

Photographed: Jimmy shortly before being struck by an RPG Sapporo, Ukraine – American man Jimmy “Cuckdalibs” Smithins was confirmed to now be a military asset of the Ukranian army earlier today after confusion in a social media post resulted in him being mistaken for military aircraft. Jimmy, 32, arrived in Ukraine this morning as part of NATO’s most recent weapon sales after a misinterpreted X (Formerly Twitter) post suggested that Jimmy was actually military craft. “If you’

If you haven't died for your anime, then have you truly ever lived?

Parents look on with horror as they see Doom Guy Rip a Koopa in half in Mario's new movie (Credit: Nintendo and Illumination) Some parents looking for a way to shut their kids up for 90 minutes are questioning the decision after Bethesda IP and hell slayer Doom Guy showed up to assist the red plumber in his quest. "Well I guess that explains the PG-13 rating," said one mother when asked about she felt about watching Doom Guy rip the eyes out of a Goomba before chainsawing the

The King of Knights is being a real drama queen

Here we go again. As winter falls to the wayside a new slew of anime are ready to take up the reigns for the spring season. As always, 100% of the shows set to debut look like winners worthy of our attention, but some promise a bigger package than others. Here are our staff's top picks for what you should plan to watch in the upcoming months: Classroom of the Elite Season 4 Genres/Themes: Shoujo, Isekai Season 4 of Nathan Fielder's Classroom of the Elite promises even bigger

This man received much hate on X after he was mistaken by I'm-not-racists-you're-the-real-racists for Pappa Essiedu Brussels, England - Portions of the internet recently awoke to great news as Snape was confirmed to be played by Pappa Essiedu, a black individual, in the reboot of Harry Potter. "Oh thank heavens there's a black actor involved," said one user on X (formerly Twitter). "It's been too long since I've had the opportunity to scream at woke DEI ESG NPC SJW castings.

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